Been doing squats with an Iron Curtain of sorrow for most of 38 years. Parts of me are pretty jacked.

I’m surprised that you had the physical strength left to do such a thing, after all the years living in Cleveland.

Brad Stevens is the best coach in the NBA. Sorry Pops, but the torch has been passed. The way he develops young players is nothing short of incredible and shows why draft position is secondary to player development when it comes to team building.

I mustered up the Gaul to do so.

You Pict’d a good comment to post there.

talk about deep cuts

The Celtics were everywhere.

you last saw him helping the 2016 49ers put together a 2-14 record.

Of course, the fact that Kaepernick had way better numbers on the same team works against him.

Thanks Rob—likewise, these are the sorts of comments that make me glad to write for Gizmodo.

One of the legal experts I spoke to while reporting this out had suggested breaking Amazon into two companies: one for its ecommerce platform and the other for its delivery logistics. Still not sure that would be sufficient…

Counterpoint: get your Britt McHenry ass out of here, there is no football related reason for Gabbert and Savage to be starting in an NFL game and Kaepernick to be unemployed. Until Kaepernick is back in the league, or the stable of shitty white quarterbacks are out of it, please carry on with your funny and…

When Amazon started this program I had a driver consistently mark my packages as delivered while I was home but they would never be there. I was told some one must have stolen it after it was delivered and would have to wait an extra three days to verify it was stolen. It’s been a while since that happened so that…

Steve Young did it. And though it wasn’t a trade, Doug Williams won it all for another team. Trent Dilfer found success in Baltimore.

This article represents the journalism to which I stick around to read Gizmodo.

As a user who ignores both soccer and hockey, I will ask who the fuck are Harry Kane and Steven Stamkos?

Fuck. You know the economy sucks when the Tooth Fairy takes a second job.

As a user who ignores the NFL and mostly comments here about soccer and hockey I will say that this dude looks like a perfect genetic cross between Harry Kane and Steven Stamkos.

Before anyone gets mad, Arians clarified that that excuse only works for QBs who stand for the anthem...

You left off D. “Discovering” “new” beers that have been around for many decades.

Jerry is an old man, just get someone to punch him right in the hip. Problem solved.