@#16 for the win: Or: When it shatters, we can melt it down to make a new one to sell you all over again!

@NuevoLeon aka MiRod407: Yeah, my facetious side got the better of me. Though "ultradurable" doesn't really make me think of a phone covered in glass, either.

@NuevoLeon aka MiRod407: From Apple's Design page:

@Yeah!: Mind you, this is glass that has been advertised and marketed as being super-strong, rugged, glass.

@BlastThemFools: I checked them out over my lunch. They totally sound like Kyuss or similar to a lot of sludge/doom/stoner metal bands that kick ass. Good tip!

@Nick Burns, Your Company's Computer Guy: And then they just smile contentedly.

@Dr Durdon: I hope it likes the taste of leather :/

@Nick Burns, Your Company's Computer Guy: Moss would have a fit...

@Lassus: Honestly, it was the size that put this thing in my pocket...

@Dr Durdon: AT&T's so far behind because they're convinced that their 3G speed is only a little slower than 4G, if not just as fast. I had a rep tell me that the other day straight to my face.

I'm entirely happy with my essentially stock HTC Aria (I've somehow managed to get Tunee and Swype despite AT&T's walled gate from hell). It's quick enough that I can do what I want with ProLauncher and have just enough music to make me happy.

@BlastThemFools: It's seriously one of their best albums to date. The sci-fi narrative is ridiculously awesome.

@DeadWriter: I'm squishing your head! Squish, squish!

@illiniphase4: Not sure if you noticed, but these answers weren't exactly... serious, one might say? I wouldn't take anything in them to heart.

@William B. Hazen: I can see what you're saying about the wiffle ball, however I've never been able to throw one fast enough to hear a whistling sound. Maybe, I'm just terribly weak. :(

@Vidit: I would love to see a "vs" article on the two OS's apps. Say, TopGear style, maybe?

@Hakib: I have a similar feeling that scuff-awing occurred. Unfortunately, I have a feeling that the same people would probably have a hissy fit about a "gosh-darned wall" that is messing up their scenery as well.

@FriarNurgle: It seems like the mere size and the inevitable buffeting (Sir Dyson cringes) are the main issues. It's more physics than design flaws. As for noise cancellation, the only thing I can imagine would be to slot drill the blades themselves (think a wiffle ball), but with degraded stability as a result.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: I'm just waiting for 'ol Zuck to get ever so content with his situation and roll over one morning to decide he needs to both create something completely new and simultaneously screw over millions of people.

@ɹǝʌoɹ ǝƃuɐɹʇs: First thing I thought of, too. Now I have to find my board and congregate the spilled pieces out of the bottom of my closet...