@jblues: Holy cow, man. Market this idea to Parker Bros. for an updated version of Risk!

Absolutely in love with the Jungle-Bay Mountains of "It's Complicated" and the fact that Troll Bay is relative inches away from the updated Sea of Memes. God, this is just dead-on!

Did anyone else get reminded of this at the beginning?

@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: I need this autotuned immediately and put onto iTunes so I can make fun of Lil' Wayne's music and iTunes simultaneously.

@#16 for the win: The one I almost entered was of my dog. I honestly expected a lot more animal ones, but the shooting challenge never ceases to surprise me with its diversity...

@telepheedian: Koolaid...

I'm wondering if he didn't mean an apple and somebody became confused...

You're contributions will be missed, Chris! Thanks for letting me relive my childhood (lost) creativity while I read about my favorite gadgets!

@Straight6er: Along with the young boy who has been staring at the can of orange juice that told him to "Concentrate."

@JDickson87: I guess I haven't really asked him about the details, just let it be and assumed it's the truth. I shoot regularly for practice and amateur competitions, so I never really had a problem with it, either. He also hasn't been active in the church for several years, and mentioned it as an off-hand comment…

@badasscat: Granted, I do A LOT with my phone during the day, so I don't generally expect to get a ridiculous amount of hours out of it. I do tend to use the task manager/Watchdog app quite frequently, too and I do get much more than I used to on my iPhone 3g. However, I'm sure that someone watching TV on-the-go…

@thedarkerside.to: That's awesome. I frequently backpack and hike, but I haven't gone with the freeze dried food route yet. Something about massive amounts of beef jerky and Dinty Moore on the fire ust solidifies a legitimate camping trip for me.

@zinyman: Don't forget the stash of firearms that they are also encouraged to stock up on.

@thedarkerside.to: You don't happen to camp exclusively in Yosemite in an RV full of maps and conspir—er, documents, do you?

I'm wondering about battery life and processor speed (I know, I know, it was just announced and these are nit-picky). But I would assume it should have the equivalent to a 1ghz or higher processor speed, given both the live wallpaper and the TV tuner. However, that battery life is going to be the potential…

@Adam: Yeah. Yeah, that's where NASA's money goes to: making sure the debris lands in water. I knew I was right in this argument. :)

@thnikkamax: Werd.

(Most of) These comments are surprisingly great. Only a good journalist can spur this kind of debate without also mongering anger and hate. I'm looking at you, Joel.

@Adam: Way to get all snarky snark with a youtube video. Clearly I meant the rockets that don't explode and litter themselves all over people's heads. As if it's fair to ignore this category of rocket... :/

@Ryan: NASA may spend a little more, but then again we wouldn't have heavy, hot metal debris and shards landing on our farm lands, either...