@burbere002: "Did you ever notice how people have these new-fangled oxygen tanks? Why in my day, we'd just walk outside and take a deep breath."

@burbere002: Woah, woah woah. You've apparently missed Andy's classic 1994 episode where he mentions his hate for logic and journalistic research.

@Mutley: #43 - Wheelchairs - "In my day, we just told people to walk it off."

@pestified.: Time for a Weekend at Bernie's remake?

@PresidentKennedy: Nucking futs...

@cassidyjames: Jesus's proofreading became inundated. :)

@Jacknut: I, like, totally see what you did there, man

@Keith Whistler: I gotcha. It was just the amazing display of physics knowledge that caused my cranial combustion.

@soldstatic: Wow, thank you for that.

@Keith Whistler: "I would like to point out that there is in fact gravity in space, because the space is technically falling when its in orbit, and the astronauts are falling at the same rate..." *head explodes*

@Mookyhands: You could set up the cups on vertical walls and have the players stand equidistant from their respective walls and toss 'em in. It's a shame that trajectory would lose its place in such a great tradition.

@McMike: "What the hell is this Win32 file? I have Windows 7, god I hate bloatware."

@Jacknut: Jesus, I'd hate to see what she does to you when you don't respond quickly enough :/

I have a theory, an inkling if you will, that Prof Giz is actually Joel Johnson. The writing style is mighty similar and as equally hilarious. If it's not Joel, then god damn this extrasensory perception book I just bought off of craigslist from Madame Ruby...

@Yuliang Ruan: What does a slinky blanket have to do with this?

@Tetsuooooooo: So as a browser, does it function on top of another OS, or is it mainly for quick booting times? You're saying that everything is stored remotely, then?

@BabylonAndOn: Daddy's gotta make the moneys!

@FriarNurgle: Oh holy hell... This is priceless...

@tw@t: Yeah, more like the Worthington 15. John Connor would be able to clean this thing out.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: So the cockpit and driver would potentially be under water while this was doing its job? That's frightening.