@ads2k2.1: If I were him, I'd "accidentally" spill a can of Cherry Coke allll over those servers...

@Lite: an adventurer is me!: This movie still gives me nightmares...

@Lomig: I have a feeling that this will become somewhat of a chant throughout the world today. You're not alone in wanting to scare the crap out of these incessantly frightened balls.

@zross312: You can replace it to an extent. There aren't a whole lot of keyboards that are worth anything in Cydia or Rock, but you should be able to find one that suits you. Swype, however, is nowhere near the jailbreak community.

@Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: I'm with you on this one. I'm only required to type maybe three or four letters in a sentence every time I text.

@Kerensky97: So you're implying that this printer will go to 11?

@octoSink: Hopefully you're not angry at the Discovery Channel...

@barryfell: I fell into this theory several years back. Still one of my favorite and ultimately mind blowing. The idea that we could be the creations of ourselves hundreds of years in the future is something that takes some time to think about. What if I'm just a character in a game created by the real me? Ugh, I…

@NorwoodIsMyHero: However, this "faith" you refer to cannot be tested, re-evaluated and retested until finding a solution or, at least, a viable scientific theory. We can't even test the existence of a deity, therefore their potential existence is based on "faith."

@isochronous: Every time my roommate gets drunk, he runs upstairs to his room and gets his Chris Cunningham DVD box set. It's all quite amazing, but seriously, I have nightmares every god damn time he makes me watch Rubber Johnny. "Bleh..." That sound just gives me chills.

@Jagvar: I'm more surprised the G5 made it to that speed... :/

Interesting... The two winning options at this time are likely to be the ones entirely ignored...

@RT100: Yeah, yeah... you win... I waited too long to respond to your original post...

@RT100: That's assuming he ONLY had a Windows laptop...

@EnglandRob: Hey, does anybody have a hand they're not using? Need to make an absinthe spoon...

@ryoshi: In all reality, this keeps me from having to skip between three or four different sites to get all the different perspectives/pictures/opinions. I prefer all the info in one place rather than the convoluted mess I used to get myself into while watching a press event.

@rxe7en: That looks frighteningly accurate...

@Pimanrules: Have you seen Sammy Jenkis?

@Nicholas Leader: That's awesome. I constantly refer to this book in regards to technology to my friends. I, of course, am repaid with a group of blank stares...

I like how I can always peg writers' countries of origin by their use of random slang. I read, "Shuttered" and was all like, "Yeah, she's in GB right now..."