@StoneJones: All you need is a sticker that says, "This area is hot. Please don't place hands or children in the vicinity of this surface."

@Malthian: Strippers and blow man... It'll wear you out...

@ldubois: Don't forget "rounded-buttocks-shaped-like-the-round-fruit-that-newton-liked-a-lot" jeans

@tashi: That guy always creeped me the fuck out. What was he doing on my screen, and how did he always know exactly what I was doing at the moment! Conspiracy theorists, be damned. This is where all the attention should be going...

@humanbeansrock: There. You used "face." Get him!!!

@digikrynary: "Now show me on this doll where he touched you..."

@ethnt: Who let Richmond out of his room again?

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: God, I miss this show...

@oanda: This is officially the most efficient comment ever. You've said everything everyone was thinking with minimal keystrokes, and inherently, a hatred for modern society's depreciation of a great scientist.

@Littell: You're on! :)

@Littell: Like a more portable netbook? Your argument is outdated. With some (read: any) innovation, these types of devices will dominate the mobile productivity market. Netbooks and notebooks only fill this spot now because no other real options like this or the iPad have appeared on the scene. Would you rather…

@HeroOfTomorrow-the Untied States: I would hope he's implying for long road trips?

@danger the pirate: I picked mine up several weeks ago, and I can't put it down. I switched from an iPhone 3G and I was just telling a friend how "fast" the Aria is. Like this Dell, the processor may not be snapdragon-y, but boy does it zing! relative to its ability.

@pinshot: How does it feel to live under a rock? Android (while harboring plenty of fart apps) has many of the same apps as iOS. If there isn't a ported version of a particular app, you can be certain that there is an app equally as capable for the same thing. Search for some info on Android App growth and I think…

@Daversa: How much maintenance is required for a planted tank relative to a regular tank?

3D in its core is a gimmick. This doesn't mean that it's dumb or that no one will watch it (or that no one dumb will watch it), but as long as you take it for what it is, you'll be fine. I saw Avatar in 2D and still really enjoyed the movie (then again, I saw it when it was called Dancing with Wolves 2D). I saw My…

@FriedPeeps: People got make money, man. It's rough times...

@FriedPeeps: He just needs to advertise it with a *limited* sale of 2.99 and people will gobble this up...

@Benguin: Metal Punk! Wait... Um...

I wonder if this will finally answer the question of what happened when it hit that berg, and what happened when it split.