Wish they would spend as much money on their customer service as they do on these stores or their marketing...

@Jesse Scroggins: Ok sees: Any event in ze brain is like a collection of antz. If you think of the brain as an ant farms, each event creates or moves on to another event; Zeeze create pazvays, like vhen antz move ze dirt around and dizrupt ze original shape of ze farm. Eventually ze pazvays are all connected and the…

@Eric Tate: I'll trade you my laser disc version just for the huge cheeto. I've already got this on 35mm...

@Eric Tate: Those "best Gizmodo moments" are on the special edition DVD extras. Or the second VHS with all the extra materials, depending on your level of technological accomplishment.

@anarchi: So basically, we just take crappy popular music, slow it down and it's golden. I like where this is going. At least in the sense of eliminating crappy pop...

@LuckyChuck: Hiding it under Yanni might be better. On second thought, no. No it wouldn't.

@SynthOno: Hearted. This meme will officially never get old to me.

@ObiHaiv: God d*mn hooligans!

@eliavictor: They've instead invested in origami...

@TendoMentis: By the way: These problems are succinctly caused by people who bitch about RAR compression...

@violent peas: The excellence is in the subtlety.

@mercury_marine: "And from now on, stop playing with yourself."

@Barcard: That's what I got from it, too. From what I remember, there was very little vehicle traffic on the roads of Old San Juan, unless you count the obligatory scooters or motorbikes. Most of the cars were parked on the sides of the streets, or like you said, in those massive parking garages. Either way, it's…

@dominar: "You will be punished! You will never work for me again!"

Um... Ok, I'm not sure what happened at 1:14, but now I'm extremely frightened to go anywhere near his shower...

"What's in the box!!??"

This makes me sad and happy all at the same time... Dare I inquire about a "Weekend at Bernie's" scenario?

@whmr: Don't read it if you don't like it?

@FriedPeeps: Most anuses are for exit only. This one swings both ways...

@Hearthatvoiceagain: Maybe it's an Electra complex, given that Microsoft is clearly the father...