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Went to a Rob Zombie show a couple of days ago. They had dudes running around in full get-ups like this, but made up to look like skeletons. Nucking Futs... I totally want to just wear one of these around town and see what happens... :/

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That god damn smell... I love every ounce of it...

@blehbleh13: This makes me happy... Thank you!

@moose39: It's not worth it, unless you really enjoy limited functionality with no programmable gestures, buttons or the like. I'm really glad mine was a present and I didn't have to spend money on it.

@ChickenPotPython: He does not like "foreign bodies" anywhere near him OR his home!

@Agras: Too bad it's not the Droid Incredible...

@DustyButt: He also drives a truck with a trailer holding another car... you know... just in case.

@bustedchain: Ha! He would have to say "Goodbye" to conversations while he was walking. Unless we could find a way to autotune the buzzing from his legs...

Way to go, Kansas... Thanks for making America look like a bunch of suggestible fucks, once again.

@cassiebearRAWR: Logic is not allowed here, sir or madame. Please leave...

@DreamTheEndless: Death's little brother: I would assume so. Unfortunately, I would also strongly believe there are under 10 polygraphers in the nation that know what the hell they are doing. While we contract our guy out for certain cases here and there, he also provides services to several local law enforcement

@eucrow: The iPad doesn't come with a calculator app preloaded...

@DreamTheEndless: Death's little brother: As evidenced by my slip up of the term "clinical," I'm actually employed in a psychological setting, with a degree in psychology. It's clear that you have wayyy more time invested in the research of these techniques, but from my personal experience (about a year) observing

@Philip Han: I feel like I just got the Hellvetica beat out of me!

@blehbleh13: In response to Tom Cruise punching the car, it's because he can do what he wants. He's fu**ing Tom Cruise!