@ThePaul: Holla.

@pouncep: Meanwhile, Apple has introduced its iTranslator. This magical device automatically translates the "true meaning" behind everything Steve Jobs says. His insightful words will immediately be transferred to your ears wirelessly. "There is no problem" immediately becomes "We're working on the problem." …

I admire Steve for stumbling through that grammatical mess.

@Igor Neumann: Hmm, I guess I assumed that it required some kind of data transfer. Well, you know what they say about assuming, huh?

@Gary_7vn: Maybe I'm focusing on the wrong part of your post...

@Alluvian: Too obvious. Safe bolted to another safe, inside a safe that's inside a glass of orange juice, however, is much more inconspicuous.

@John Eusebio: Think about it this way. If you spent millions of dollars on R&D for this new device, wouldn't you try to sell it to a few (1.7 million people) even though you knew it was defective?

@Lactose_The_Intolerant: Although I'm sure we would have sold more than 500 of her...

NOOOO!!!!

@w1llk - Undoubtedly Cookies: Nah, somebody just tripped while planting those seeds...

@javalsu: Interesting you mention the displays. I've been eager to head over to my Apple store and try this out. Wanted to see the reaction of the CSR's (probably lots of eyes rolling) when I purposely hold it "wrong."

@xsbs: You sound like my father.

@Calvin Wong: You probably have good cell coverage and are either not noticing this problem or it's negligible.

@shooga: Haha! This!

@Igor Neumann: Without any cell service, this might become difficult...

Ok, so I happened to look at these photos while listening to the Requiem for a Dream soundtrack, and I felt like I was watching an EPIC slideshow!

@RoboticSpacePenguin: I'm thinking it might be easier to port to the PS3 than the Xbox. Or they could be considering adding this to PSN's new premium service. Interesting, either way.

Um... count me astounded... This will officially save me over a hundred bucks a month for a terrible cable service I can't stand. And House as a season ticket? I'm ready for July now...

I don't know about "entirely" shot (I saw a Canon as well as a Helmet-mounted camera), but the iPhone video quality is quite impressive after some rendering on a desktop.

@jollydumple: John Smith was tagged in a photo!