How much exposition can we jam into one sentence?

It’s still bizarre as hell to make a giant expensive movie about comic book characters that no one has ever given the tiniest shit about.

I am breathlessly awaiting the Turner D. Century film.

The sort of movie that has no blooper reel because all the mistakes are in the final cut and no one gave a shit.

I’m okay with missing out.

So basically they’ll all just age-gate social media, and anyone under 18 either can’t form an account or gets shunted into some protected corner of the sites? Not the worst thing, although there’s some real privacy risks if the age-gating actually requires ID verification. 

Can’t say its anything that me running to get a PS5.   Especially now that its pretty much established that Sony exclusive hit PC eventually

Nicki continues to reach for new lows.  Also, rhyming foot with foot, girl?  C’mon.

Its that crap that keeps me away from Ark. It looks really cool, but I hate survival mechanics.

Eh, halfway through the Last Jedi I mostly gave up on the franchise. A lot of which was watching his character get sidelined to appease internet cucks.

There was a lot of drama to be mined from Finn’s traumatic upbringing as a Stormtrooper, and his guilt over many of the actions he performed for the First Order prior to defecting.

I mean, I like that idea, too, but it’s just an idea. It’s not even a significant part of her character arc, because not knowing her parentage didn’t stop her from going on the Starkiller Base assault in the last movie, nor does it stop her from asking Luke to train her at the beginning of TLJ. Kylo Ren tells her her…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the sequel trilogy should have been set 100-200 years in the future. Sure, fans might have wanted to see the old gang back together, but spending so much time on the legacy characters meant giving them a truly depressing send-off—hey, guess your happy ending lasted all of a…

He's right. TROS is undeniably shitty but TLJ is the only one that's actually offensive to POC

Nah, Rian Johnson fucked Finn’s arc up, and I say this as a huge fan of the guy. He absolutely bungled everything in TLJ that’s not Rey’s storyline.

Indeed. I’m still mystified by the love some have for TLJ, and I’ll still rewatch one of its video essay takedowns from time to time because I find them endlessly entertaining, but I of course recognize the debate itself became immovable and pointless almost immediately after it started. Yeah, some real a-holes…

The Last Jedi is the cool guy at the party who is really stylishly dressed and looks like he has shit together. Then you talk to him and you realized that he is a pompous dipshit with a college freshman’s understanding of dramatic structure and tension.

The Last Jedi really did Finn dirty. He’s reintroduced with a leaky diaper gag, replays his emotional arc from The Force Awakens, and has his agency questioned and denied at every turn. I can see why it would come in last in Boyega’s personal ranking. Despite all that, he put in a real solid performance in all three…

The Last Jedi is a poor man’s Battlestar Galactica crossed with a poor man’s Lord of War.

Welcome to the Resistance, John.