May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

I completely get Amy on this. I worked in the service industry and I’ve also been suuuuper poor. I’m rich now, not like Amy rich, but I can pay all my bills, go out to eat, and still put money in savings every month rich (so solidly middle class). I’m a generous tipper. I’ve been known to leave a $50 tip on a $30…

If it makes you feel better, we’re in a high tax bracket and putting $500 on a wrist band is like something we’d talk about for a fucking week. “Should we? SHOULD WE?” Hell, I felt guilty spending $145 on comic books...at a comic book convention...where you buy...comic books.

This seems surprisingly common as well. One of my coworkers only works 6 months out the year, jets off to European vacations and owns a house.

Or getting their parents to pay some of their bills.

They, like, literally live off daddy’s checks.

Whenever I read stories like this in the world, I wonder how on earth people my age or younger can just go and willy nilly drop $2000 on something like this. Our household income is twice the median and anything over $200 is a ‘is this ok? Can we do this?’ type of purchase. I always wonder what these people do for a…

Like, I hope this is a transcript of a, like, literal conversation and this idiot didn’t type up, like, a description of her experience using these words.

Send her to Gigolo House

Oh, Landon is Mona Lisa Saperstein levels of THE WOOOOORST.

BLAP-BLAP-BLAP-BLAP

Tell me more about “Oh Hello”!! Is it everything an older crotchety Jewish man could dream of?

I miss Kroll Show so much, that I went and saw Oh Hello on Broadway three times. So so so good.

Bethenny is entirely unworthy of sharing a tuna sandwich with Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland.

I hope someone gives Bethenny TOO MUCH TUNA!

Ah hell I will still be high off of my DoW3 high and here comes another RTS that I want to play to get my fix in.

The first black ops was so much better then this.

SHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIITTTTTTTT

How do you know the combination to my luggage???