Personally, I’d like to see the game get the XCOM treatment of an actual, faithful remake. Many of us played the originals as TBS games because they were turn-based; while the new games aren’t bad, they also aren’t Fallout games - they’re Elder Scrolls with guns.

Yeah, I’m sorry she got cheated on and dump the mf for sure, but that is an awful thing to do. Team no one. This is basically revenge porn. Not cool.

I had to stop thinking about my extraneous trip to Chipotle this evening to work through those quotes.

I have to say, I love the locked-in salary and part-time status.

fuck yeah

That screenshot made me think: I know what his plan is for avoiding unwanted pregnancy.

Is it too late to get that 118th trimester abortion?

I was in high school from 93-97, when bullies still did their best work in person.

I don’t mean this snarkily at all, but I bet most people’s favorite show is the one that aired when they were 18-20 years old.

It’s amazing how fast companies react to glitches when they affect micro-transaction revenues...

I really wish Marvel would stop trying to make the Inhumans happen. I know that technically, they came before mutants, but they’ve always just felt like third-rate X-Men knockoffs. The X-Men are more interesting characters overall. Just suck it up and deal with the fact that you can’t use them in movies, Marvel.

same except for with bong water

This is the perfect shirt for A Night at the Roxbury II.

What, no velour track suit? I was sure he had one and that they were going to make a comeback.

I wish I hadn’t sunk all my moneys in Kim Davis pinafore tops. I’m never going to move these things!

*looks in closet*

See I am the opposite, I DON’T like Ricky Gervais, I think a lot of his humor is just him trying to make other people feel bad and what he finds funniest is that they DO.

I like Ricky Gervais and his humor. And honestly, all the hate and outrage he gets here on this site just makes me shake my head.

All the other girls be like