I've seen people get in fist fights over free candy bars and soda. It's not really how much its worth. It has more to do with the fact that it's free.

I'm not trolling when I say this so please don't take offense.

Oh shit. We used to call it Danzigville. You guys are nothing but speed traps.

You don't have to be specific but I'm just curious. What part of VA do you live in?

I thought about doing that to my cat until I found out what it is they actually do and it just freaked me out too much.

My wife has the same problem. I talked about it with one of my doctors while we were shooting the shit. He told me his wife also had the problem.

My doctor told me another thing they like to do is combine drugs. Like the next new thing is they're going to combine my wellbutrin and topomax into one super awesome wonderpill.

Wow. Just wow.

I can't hear you. I'm too busy praying for your sad poor miserable degenerate soul.

Aw man. Take that back right now. That might be the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

What is it about women with guns that I find so appealing?

One of the things that scares me the most is ordering manga. Since I don't know much about it (I'm really just a comic book kind of guy) I'm always terrified I'm going to end up with some kind of tentacle porn thing by mistake.

Yes that's them. I don't like cats all that much (even though I have one) but I really want one of those.

Yeah I second that one. Jesus-flavored pez dispensers was awesome.

Yeah there is that. And beleive me our patrons aren't shy about playing with themselves in public...

I actually have this framed at my desk. Check out this link for all kinds of awesome if you haven't seen it before.

I actually had to take the books home and compare against my personal collection to figure out what the issue was for some of it. Whoever it was didn't like demons or hot chicks I guess.

In my humble opinion To Kill a Mockingbird is the best book ever written. It hits every spot for me.

Right back at you.

Yeah I love the anti-choice people the most. The ones that want you to have the baby. But also don't want anyone to have any kind of social net. Have the baby of course. But then throw them out to the wolves.