monsieurxmallah
Monsieur Mallah
monsieurxmallah

Being you, you can’t understand why we would feel sad about the impending loss of someone we don’t know, so, you know, fuck off.

what? no.

Not with PETA it isn’t. These assholes are hypocrites through and through. They claim that animals have rights on one hand, and administer euthanasia to thousands of stray pets with the other. Fuck ‘em. They deserve to have their money outright stolen as far as I’m concerned. Every other animal rights group you can

Notice how the last two Republican presidents lost the popular vote but were elected anyway.

My late grandparents survived the Holocaust, so the fact that stories like this are still happening today is surreal if not entirely surprising. But I must admit I find the handwringing over whether or not it’s OK to punch Nazis to be kinda sickening. Dude believes that all non-whites should be removed from America in

We call that Freedom Foam.

Unicorns are mythological assholes.

The people planning to vote for him(?)

I wholeheartedly reject this idea. The GOP has done nothing to warrant being treated by anything less than children. They’ve fucked this country up since 2001 and have brought it damn near to a standstill since 2009. They get nothing. They don’t get points for losing their campaigns and standing by this clown for so

So at what point can we start seriously talking about how we really shouldn’t be a single country?

Even if they don’t, John McCain can still go fuck himself.

Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.

yeah, my rule was that if they do anything to break that family apart, i don’t want it. And it seems to be even worse than what i feared.

LMD Ward, actual Ward, ghost Ward, ghost Squidward... all the Ward flavours.

While that’s not necessarily an actually villainous role, the character is potentially someone who begins dating Aunt May in the film that Peter doesn’t approve of

The cure for all fears clown is the one and only Shakes the Clown, the cinematic tour de force by the one and only Bobcat Goldthwait. I actually really thought it was hilarious -- party clowns vs. rodeo clowns, and they’re all alcoholics. What’s not to love!

Honest question: Do you truly believe that the election of a US president, something followed quite literally around the world, will have no impact on the fields of science and technology?

You sound like a fucking idiot

Illegitimi non carborundum. High Life is for my life. Who needs 8% ABV IPAs? If I want to catch a buzz, well that’s why baby jesus invented gin. Cold beer is there for refreshment. I spent the first half of my career as a cook-then-chef, and after ten or twelve hours of frantically trying to do the work of three