Ugh. That's the cover for the Justice League Dark, right? I didn't even realize that was Zatanna. She looks like a hooker.

I'm actually kind of new to Superman myself. I enjoyed the Loeb Superman/Batman stuff. That was my gateway drug and well worth it.

Fuck. I had no idea Zatanna was going to get a new costume. And I'm terrifed to google it. After the Juggalo Harley thing I've kind of tried to stay away from anything about the new 52. I'm seriously trying to go into this with an open mind.

OK I know I can't say shit becasue I can't draw to save my life but what are those weird line things everyone has on their faces whenever Jim Lee draws them? I swear to god everyone ends up looking like Darkseid. Even babies.

Justice League Dark is the thing I'm looking forward to the most. Between you and me I probably screeched like a little girl when I saw it but I won't admit to it.

I love you for numbers 1, 2, 6, and 7. I'm kind of apathetic about Dick Grayson.

Oh fuck. I didn't even think about no more Secret Six. Dammit. That's been my absolute favorite thing for the last couple of years. Ragdoll makes me way too happy.

I'm sort of excited. I had a problem a couple of years ago. It was a (bare minimum) $300 a month pull sheet. I had to go cold turkey and just straight up stop buying new comics.

Weirdly enough in the last few years I just kind of decided that Marvel got boring. I fucking hate Wolverine. The X-men got so overwhelming that it was impossible to follow. And Deadpool bores me too. In fact I'm just going to say screw mutants in general. Even when I did like Marvel the Avengers were my favorites.

When I saw the headline about carnage on True Blood my initial thought was, "please kill Tara, for the love of all that is holy please kill Tara!"

I want to be dipped and lucite and displayed with my comic collection dammit. And they better find me an awesome outfit.

It makes me want the movie to have one of those scenes where they all come out to the front of Avengers mansion to introduce the new members. You know that iconic scene they did every couple of years. And then everyone would scream "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!"

If certain people had their way Prohibition would be back in a second.

That makes sense. I may be wrong but didn't Mark Millar write most (if not all) of the original Ultimate Cap storylines?

Aunt May bitchslaps Steve Rogers?!?!?!?!

Not get in a hissy fit? But that's what we do. Isn't that why Al Gore invented the internet?

Like I said, I haven't read all that much Ultimate stuff (I'm more of a DC person).

I like to think its Nolan's big f-you to the fans and he has her playing Aunt Harriet. Think about the mindfuck that would cause.

Ok after watching that I evolved into a screeching little girl. I'm a 6'7" man with a beard and dozens of tattos. Do you know how awkward it looks to see someone my size screeching and running around with their hands over their head? Not cool. Thanks lampreys. Thanks a lot.

Yeah Ultimate Cap is kind of a dick. When I first read it I thought it was kind of cool. But the more I thought about it the more I realized it didn't fit. Cap should be the best, the ideal, the hero that everyone else in the Marvel universe aspires to. Not another catchphrase. Or Wolverine light.