monpetitbruleur
MonPetitBruleur
monpetitbruleur

Damn I so wish we were good enough at predicting the future that we could have a countdown to impeachment clock.

I am going to repeat this admonishment a lot during the next 4 years.

The argument I’ve seen is “that’s because unlike Obama supporters, Trump supporters HAVE JOBS.”

“Get your motherfucking pigs outta here! This our town, ya bastids!”- said a spokesman of NYC’s majority species.

I actually don’t know why the hell I didn’t run when I realized my ex-husband didn’t read. That is clearly now my kind of person.

10/10 would vote for Al Franken. ETA also my home state senator Bennett (who I did vote for but have not always been super impressed with) is impressing me today.

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Do you know the words to Beethoven’s Ode to Joy? It’s just “schadenfreude” over and over. Try it, it totally works:

Its not real, its science fiction

I think the Ecuadorians would love to kill him, tbh.

Watch for him to argue that no pardon = no clemency.

It’s the new one: The Presidential Medal for Meddling

BEN CARSON!

The real question is, will Putin allow Assange to allow himself to be extradited?

Shoe game is fire! I SEE YOU IN THOSE RED LOAFERS, POPE.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true

umm... letting someone do it and consenting are not the same thing.

It’s now considered a point of positive credit that our incoming Attorney General will publicly admit that grabbing women’s genitals without permission is, in fact, sexual assault.

My chihuahua used to hump my cat.