Oh Catholic leaders, you missed your chance to capture a millennial audience by making all of your alters Pokémon Go hotspots, then locking the door behind them when they all showed up.

HOT PRIESTS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

I don’t care what she does, fuck Jill Stein right in the ear.

It is too bad that the people who laid the ideological groundwork for this man’s crimes - like UKIP leader Nigel Farage - will never see the inside of a courtroom.

I think he looks like a mean, demented astronaut.

Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

The fuck is he on about? ”For every one new regulation, two old regulations will be eliminated (so important).” What kind of clown science is this? He really has NO IDEA what he’s doing, does he?

I still literally cannot believe this man is our next president.

Kanye is Kanyeing harder than Kanye has ever Kanyed before

“Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.”

He spent 6 years as a pow. He declined to leave when offered. What the fuck have you done? His grandfather, father and son ALL service members. One more time; what the fuck have you or anyone you know done that even slightly compares?

All I really want to know more about is this Benghazi thing. Have you heard about it?

NOT CHEESE. I’d rather be dead than eat vegan “cheese.”

Meth-making materials and a porkpie hat.

Christalmighty, could this year GET any worse?? No no no no, forget I said that, I don’t want to jinx us all...

Here’s my conundrum. Can “illegals” get abortions in the U.S. as long as it serves the right wing’s view of deportation?

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.

God save us from President Pence.

He does not look comfortable or happy.