They are the Nick and Nora of Now.

I apologize for making you do that. Have a drink and tell them to put it on my tab.

I see where you are coming from but I can imagine that the implication that Trump doesn’t have male genitals would make him so insanely angry. So I can’t even be mad. It’s taking someone’s insecurity and using it against them.

I feel like it’s pretty shitty of Cher, as the parent of a trans man, to make a burn about a man not having genitals.

Yeah, I seem to recall a tape made during a DNC event in the late 80s that featured Mr. Lowe. What did it show again?

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

Starting a brag thread this week because I’m so excited!

There actually is a real problem with fake Syrian passports because ISIS has a ton of blank passports and the printing machine.

Perhaps just a trebuchet to repeatedly launch them into the sea if they should manage to crawl back ashore?

Not to be confused with Law & Order SUV, in which officers ticket vehicles that take up more than one parking space.

I mean, if a person named “Smith” hails from a lineage of blacksmiths...

He could’ve been Mayor of New York. Very easily, in fact. But dick pics were more important. And now he’s lost an amazing woman, and his son’s life will be impacted forever. Because dick pics were more important.

huh, we did not know that existed when we assigned this to A Man; i don’t really read the toast. oh well, i like ours better anyway!

I am awarding you all of the internets (with cats) for the rest of eternity. Stunning work OP!

Something something empty house as metaphor for whole campaign, something ‘voter fraud doesn’t exist’ something...

1) Kinda like whichever ultra-conservative GOP asshat ‘diagnosed’ Terri Schaivo remotely from having watched tapes of her, probably nothing more than what the media was showing to everyone at the time.

The regular slaying of abused partners, or the whole well regulated militia?

A magician? What, no cirque du soleil performers? You cheap bastard.

My husband’s old office used to do potlucks a lot and usually I would put something together for him to take in. One time he forgot and I advised him to pick up a couple of bags of chips at the store but instead he bought a bag of frozen corn. FROZEN CORN. I still don’t know how he thought he would heat it up and…

Why can’t all parties be catered, with passed hors d’oeuvres, valet parking, three piece string ensemble, followed by DJ when it gets later, peacocks roaming around, fire dancers. gambling, and a magician?