Sometimes I arrive at work before my Audible chapter is finished, then I just go around the block one more time. 1.6 years of commuting is worth 1.6 years of Audible book reading! Time not wasted at all... :)

Eric Johnson is well behind the times. I fucked Jessica Simpson’s nanny ages ago.

So basically Conde Nast needs to make up for the loss they take selling their skinny issues to skinny people all year long by overcharging everyone else on their very special issue. Well, that’s not rage inducing at all!

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Caitlyn Jenner? Yes?

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

I want to wear a black version of the pink feathery one while I mourn Kitchenette and Millihelen. :(