ding, ding, ding! correct.

disagree. I feel like everyone I know here puts their bread in the fridge. Or at least the ones who buy bad bread.

no, it just makes it go stale much more quickly. Better to freeze any bread you’re not going to eat within a day or so.

I’m not sure you can compare a reality show designed for teenage girls who think of modeling as THE best possible job and one designed for middle aged women who like cake and the BBC.

they don’t refrigerate them in NZ or Australia either. On another note, why do Americans refrigerate bread??? i’ve never understood that. Same with jam.

you see, this is how fake news starts. I believe the quote is:

Was this ever shown to be true?

you are on a roll

put that on a hat, stat

Somebody’s got to pay for the erectile dysfunction medicine.

When you say fired, is this fired as in Corey Lewandowski still-on-the-payroll -and-in-constant-contact with-Trump fired, or fired as in Chris Christie get-the-fuck-out-you-pathetic-tub-of-lard fired?

Someone tweet this at Trumpy now. You know he’d prefer that over having to be president.

Thank god heroin is so cheap these days!

This is why I drink.

What is wrong with his face? Does he have mumps? Is he storing nuts for the winter?

I’m worried about the vaginas you’ve been hanging around if you think they’re anything like ducks...

This is an amazing link! I love the early Yelp reviews.

Yes!

yep

This seems about par for the course for Caribbean countries. They give zero fucks about any of this stuff, I think it’s their way of getting back for some of the most vicious slavery of the sugar era. One of my fondest memories is of standing in the surf of an island that shall not be named with my 14 year old…