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Also: raised in a cult

“Oh, Manchin’s retiring? Guess there’s an opening in the Senate to be biggest asshole on the left!”

Being raped by Harvey Weinstein might leave you unhinged too

Oh please.  He blamed her for the end of their marriage and accused her of infidelity, and provided no proof for it.  Instead he flung that out there and then blamed her for his jealousy of her success as an actress.  He even admitted that he made zero effort in his marriage and had a drinking problem.  His biggest

His fragile male ego was shattered b/c of his wife’s success.  What a fucking child.  

John ... hi, nice to see you in the comments section.

John Stamos kind of famously got sober about a decade after his divorce from RR. It stands to reason that the relationship was fairly miserable for everyone involved because someone was an active alcoholic. I say this as someone who is also in recovery - it’s not fun to be married or in a relationship with someone in

Stamos is not in a position to talk about feeling betrayed.

No, I read what she said. Thus the “cool girl” comment.

she personally doesn’t need someone else in the room

Here’s an example of the “good old days:”

She really IS Rachel Green and Alex Levy, isn’t she?

“Learn to Code” - A phrase almost exclusively uttered by people who either: 1) can barely navigate an iPhone settings menu or 2) can technically code, but only ever submit garbage that has to be cleaned up or discarded by people who are actually good at coding.

It might have been a reference to the right-wing fuckwit dickheads on Twitter who replied to the news of Jezebel closing with with “Learn to code.” Durh hur hur! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learn_to_Code

Hooray! Comments are back, too.

Judge Kara Brown! loved Shade Court

and shade court!

That was creative storytelling. Anyone who checked Crystal’s and my comment history knew that. Also, I don’t believe Hamilton Nolan was TomatoFace.

This is, indeed, a bag of dirt since y’all are shuttering the site. Dodai made me a ‘starred’ commenter back in the early days of Jez. I have fond memories from Anna Holmes’s leadership up until the present day. Even though I’ve found the latest iteration of the site hard to swallow at times, it’s still been a

I’ll miss all of you. I’ve been commenting here for a decade, enjoyed many great writers, and met a lot of wonderfully kind and thoughtful people. Thanks, Jez. I’ll miss ya. The 500 days of Kristin will never die!