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I can only imagine what he was saying or thinking privately about 9/11 when he was trying to frame himself as America’s mayor and already imagining how he would look sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office. Considering what a horrid person he is there is a high probability that he saw that terrible day as one of

I met the pr-ck in person at a street fair when he was running for mayor.  I already knew he was a miserable US Attorney - lots of perp walks, a lot fewer convictions, but I politely asked him a question regarding NYC government, one that David Dinkins could have answered in his sleep.  RUDEY got very nasty back, and

Oh no, not Rudy! Who would have thought that he was a lecherous cretin? Where were the warning signs?

Would it be pedantic to suggest changing the wording from “accusations that Bloomberg is gay... similar accusations that Matt Damon is gay.” to assertions that Bloomberg is gay... similar assertions that Matt Damon is gay?

I mean, there is his part in Borat 2. This should surprise no one.

“I can’t think about you or I get hard. Even if I think about how smart you are, I’ll get hard. I’d never think about a girl being smart. If you told me a girl was smart, I would often think she’s not attractive.”

Why? Why not spell out exactly what “Melissa” did back then?

He fought so hard to basically have no power.

Yeah, well, you better not call me that a third time!

more like a runny, greasy turd

Oh you want me to believe a tough guy conservative is really just a full of shit, all talk, weak ass punk?

Congressman, I know pussy. I knew pussy. Pussy is a friend of mine. And Kevin McCarthy, he’s no pussy.

Anyone who insults Kevin McCarty is alright in my book. My only critique is that we can easily be much more insulting without resorting to gendered words .

For the love of Christ! Fight in front of C-SPANs cameras!

Okay, but “Not a girl’s girl” is a brutal kneecapper of a line. Bet that one follows her around for awhile.

Unrelated question: does anyone have a good, reliable guillotine laying around that they’re not using?  

So several of Epstein’s victims testified at Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial back in late 2021. What I gathered from that testimoney is that Epstein and Maxwell would groom not only the children, but their parents. They had charitable organizations and deep connections to various industries (fashion, art, academics,

I get Pete Davidson. Big D energy and all

What a fucking moron. Ariana will have moved on from him in 6 months and all he will be left with is a broken marriage and a tarnished reputation.

Yikes...super messy. And when this relationship inevitably blows up in a few months, Slater is going to have a lot of soul-searching to do and bridges to rebuild, although some are unsalvageable.