I am so sorry that happened to you. Dealing with a parent’s illness and death is always going to be hard. Fuck those assholes for making it excruciating on you. What happened to your dad is not your fault. I am so happy you are getting help to deal with this trauma. I hope you find peace and healing. Gentle hugs to…

Voting for violence and threatening violence are both equally reprehensible.

“Lawyer 1: Lil Nas X lol”

Wow, can you imagine being such a dick that your dick-hood was the one microscopic plot of common ground between Matt Gaetz and literally any sane person anywhere?

Or maybe I thought it was "whet your whistle" to go along with "whet your appetite?"

Wait, I always thought it was “whet your whistle,” which I don’t even know what that means. But “wet your whistle” makes so much sense, like how it’s so much easier to whistle after you lick your lips. I always pictured a coach’s whistle for some reason.

Drag Race basically edited out a contestant who made it to top 4. But editing out the winner is not going to work. Ideally they would have disqualified Erales and re-shot the finale with just the top two but that would also be hard to impossible depending on the timeline. I mean, IDEALLY reality tv would do a better…

It’s not really ice cream, but my favorite frozen dessert is frozen fruit and coconut milk buzzed in the food processor. So easy and delicious. 

It’s clear you don’t really believe that body positivity is “good and fine” so why even bring it up. Please educate yourself on fatphobia. 

I think it’s a combination of sentimentality and a truly inspired, kinda icky piece of PR.

Ok but presumably you'd remember if something jogged your memory. It's plausible that he forgot to tell her the same day he found out. But he would have remembered the next time tacos came up. And it seems like they come up a lot! 🤣

I don’t see why it’s a problem for a study to confirm and quantify a phenomenon that we already know is real. We all know that society values women's thinness over men's. This study confirms that it holds true among heterosexual marriages as well. Just because the phenomenon being described is gross, that doesn't mean…

Rogan was such a great himbo on NewsRadio. It’s all been downhill from there.

I don’t think she’s mentally ill, I think she just has a massive case of cognitive dissonance paired with a massive sense of entitlement. Of course I don’t know anything about psychiatry so I could be wrong but that’s just my sense. I think we can all agree that she’s definitely an asshole, though!

I get what you’re saying, but I really just don’t care how she feels. Though I do think that calling her just Marge Greene takes some attention off of her. Instead of being MTG, the Trumpian foil to AOC, she’s just Marge Greene, conspiracy peddler. And I don't think I made fun of her appearance.

I think nobody would have ever called her MTG if it wasn't for AOC. It's a very pointed reference.

“Emma” is not Elizabethan! And while I hate to say it, I think the Gweneth Paltrow version is the best one. Alan Cumming! Juliette Stevenson! Ewan Mcgregor! Toni Collette!

Maniac Marge is back on her bullshit. That sounds right

Can we refer to her just as Marge Greene? She doesn’t deserve the RBG or AOC or even HRC treatment.

Why does that herb Jim Spanfeller insist on re-running old articles? Am I going to read about Goop's conscious uncoupling in tomorrow's Dirt Bag??