And how do you think we got to this point? Indifference. Nobody votes. And the Republicans exploit this. The only way we can start to claw our way out of this hole is if we start giving a shit, and start proving it by voting.

Throw them away and if he ever brings them up, make him think he's crazy to think you would have ever taken them. It's petty, but fuck him, he doesn't deserve those sheets.

Sorry, but that is 100% wrong. They are trying to gaslight us all, and they don’t give a shit what we think. They do nothing in good faith. It doesn’t matter what we do, they will find a way to paint us as an unruly mob. They are not even above outright lying. So go ahead and chase these monsters out of restaurants…

Lady, it’s TOO FUCKING LATE to build an “open, safe, and positive environment” when you’ve already shown you’re a bigot.

You really showed her! Excellent scolding, really A+ stuff.

The 1% that's left over isn't necessarily the nastiest and most harmful. They're just the most resistant to whatever method was used to try and kill them.

Maybe you should have voted to do the right thing, even if it wasn’t your VERY FAVORITE THING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

Eric Wilson ripping off Patsy Stone circa 1992.

Because you might have glaucoma. They do more than just measure your vision, they also assess your eye health.

I can’t imagine spilling something on someone else and not apologizing profusely and offering to pay for dry cleaning to get the stain out. If someone did that to me without offering, I would not hesitate to go full Larry David on their ass.

Oh hi. I like you! Just wanted you to know. 

Couldn’t you have answered this question without referring to people who make minimum wage as "dingbats and losers?"

I wondered for so long whether it was "Steve Innskeep" or "Steven Skeep" before I finally googled it.

 I think "feminish" is a GREAT descriptor of Jezebel! It's no Ms. Magazine, but it's no Cosmo either. It's feminish.

>:) impish troll

Genius.

I always thought it was a blackjack reference. 

I’ve been riding the red wave all week and I think I need some more Midol. Maybe Trump needs some too.

Jajaja

The parents who have done it used to say the same thing. People react that way because it’s horrific to even think about. But humans act on autopilot all the time. When there’s a change in routine, mistakes get made. Most of the time the mistakes don't really matter, but on the rare occasions that they do, it's…