Sunday nights! My brother and I got a bath and then watched the Muppets in our towels.

Hmm, interesting

 I’m always good for 30 Rock quotes and other hipster nonsense!

“We made ehhhhhht” is playing in the background of my mind probably half the time.

Kim has a lot more self awareness and is much more open minded than 45. I think that tips the scales in her favor.

They don’t care. They only care about “winning.”

Exactly.

Huh, you don’t say...

#notallbutts

That’s adorable. My family moved a lot when I was growing up and my brother and I always joked that we would put my dad in an old folks home, and move him around just when he started to make friends.

Taylor ham with egg, cheese, and hot sauce on a hard roll. Joisey baby!

What I said is 100% accurate. Something that has a chance of happening is more likely to happen given more time.

It’s more likely that a restaurant will be able to fill a slot given 6 days versus 6 hours.

It’s rude not to cancel a reservation no matter how people try to justify it. You simply do not know how easy or difficult it is for a given restaurant to fill an empty table. In any case, a reservation is a service that the restaurant provides to guests. Reservations help the restaurant maximize profit, but they…

Omg, Toby Laguire. That was amazing! And infuriating. I was actually thinking of this: http://www.bet.com/news/national/2017/01/12/black-student-trolls-white-students-who-ask-for-his-seat.html

ps this is making me absolutely gleeful

Maybe Mackenzie will let Tillie come on her show sometimes to give a Millennial Perspective. Or maybe Trudi can find a spot on the View or Fox ‘n Friends.

Maybe Traycee can go work at NBC with Mandy Kearney.

Tori should stay in her lane.