“I see this error often in my line of work. A writer crafts perfectly fine copy, and then an editor swoops in to punch things up—self-awareness and accuracy be damned”

Her rant applies to people I know, sadly. Sadly because I’m in my late 30's and can say I still know some fake ass bitches!

I imagine that all other Univision sites will switch over to Kinja, eventually.

Right, it may be good, but it’s not ice cream!

Not food related, but I keep a small spray bottle of diluted rosewater in the fridge, and use it as a facial refresher. And I also love to put a few drops in the reservoir of my clothes steamer...it leaves just a hint of a very sheer scent.

Astronaut Mike Dexter and I are very happy, thank you very much.

Sooooo many butthurt BernieBros on my Facebook feed right now. I wish I had some way of collecting their tears so I could become immortal.

Wait, where’s the loop hole? Do we have another one?

Everyone should do what they want with their own sex lives, but it doesn’t make one “strong willed” to abstain from something that isn’t important to them.

That was my first though, too. Maybe she had her assistant tell her when the Knowles-Carters showed up so she could gtfo, but there’s no way she didn’t know they would be there.

Now, that is me...

She has a Bakersfield face at best.

I like it better, too!

Contrails are the “clouds” left behind by aircraft. Chemtrails are a completely batshit conspiracy theory that says the government is putting mind control chemicals in the contrails to subjugate the population.

You can think something is a bad decision, but still support someone’s right to make that decision.

It means she’s a gullible hypochondriac with more money than sense.

Holy shitsnacks, it just gets better and better!

You would have a Morbidity and Mortality conference to find out what went wrong, whether it could have been prevented, and how to mitigate future risk.

I didn’t even know we were calling him Old Bear.

I love that article- thank you for posting! Reading it was like having a light bulb go off as I recognized myself in it. I kept trying to cut down because it was less scary than quitting altogether, and I kept failing because that isn’t how addiction works. It was that article that solidified my resolve to continue…