Sooooo many butthurt BernieBros on my Facebook feed right now. I wish I had some way of collecting their tears so I could become immortal.

Wait, where’s the loop hole? Do we have another one?

Everyone should do what they want with their own sex lives, but it doesn’t make one “strong willed” to abstain from something that isn’t important to them.

That was my first though, too. Maybe she had her assistant tell her when the Knowles-Carters showed up so she could gtfo, but there’s no way she didn’t know they would be there.

Now, that is me...

She has a Bakersfield face at best.

I like it better, too!

Contrails are the “clouds” left behind by aircraft. Chemtrails are a completely batshit conspiracy theory that says the government is putting mind control chemicals in the contrails to subjugate the population.

You can think something is a bad decision, but still support someone’s right to make that decision.

It means she’s a gullible hypochondriac with more money than sense.

Holy shitsnacks, it just gets better and better!

You would have a Morbidity and Mortality conference to find out what went wrong, whether it could have been prevented, and how to mitigate future risk.

I didn’t even know we were calling him Old Bear.

I love that article- thank you for posting! Reading it was like having a light bulb go off as I recognized myself in it. I kept trying to cut down because it was less scary than quitting altogether, and I kept failing because that isn’t how addiction works. It was that article that solidified my resolve to continue…

As in, Maggie Lizer ass off...

She has stated numerous times that American nurse midwives (CNMs) are the most highly educated and most qualified midwives in the world. The vast majority of those practice in conjunction with OBs and provide excellent care. American homebirth midwives, however, have ridiculously low standards for credentialing…

Hey, I’m sorry you are being shamed for your choices, and I’m sorry if I have come off as insensitive. You are right, shaming can go both ways. It’s not ok, and there is no way around the fact that childbirth always carries some amount of risk- to the woman and to the baby- no matter what choices we make, so it is a…

I am so sorry for your nephew and whole family. That is a terrible experience. I agree with you that the midwife should be held responsible, but unfortunately, I don’t know the laws surrounding that. Dr. Amy Tuteur may be able to give you some guidance...she blogs at The Skeptical OB.

The problem with saying that there is an ideal c-section rate is that it is impossible to say whether or not a c-section was necessary until after a woman chooses not to have one, and there is a negative outcome as a result. And a “negative outcome” in this case means a dead or brain damaged baby. So most OBs…

I mean, if natural childbirth didn’t work none of us would be here