Heynong man.

This week I have mostly been drinking Orkney Brewery beers and Black Russian cocktails. Heck of a week.

Blink 182 - Dammit
Future of the Left - Polymers Are Forever
Pneu - Pyramide Banane Chocolat
Tricot - Colorless Aquarium

Puttanesca is the best of the pasta coverings.

The Von Bondies - C'mon C'mon
Killswitch Engage - Holy Diver
Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country
Baroness - A Horse Called Golgotha
Deftones - Back To School
Pantera - Domination

Did Smash Mouth eat the eggs yet?

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Nailed it.

That sounds like a good plan but I worry that he's so toxic and destructive that contact with the sun might cause it to collapse in on itself and then we're all even more screwed.

The Tories: they're bad. Especially the ones in red claiming to be on the other side but especially the ones in blue who aren't even trying to pretend to be anything else.

Foo Fighters - Oh, George
Bang Camaro - Pleasure (Pleasure)
Funeral For A Friend - Man Alive
LITE - Contra
Cave In - Serpents

Thankfully I managed to turn the mains off quickly and caught some of the falling water so it's not as bad as it would have been had no one been home when it kicked off. Since it's a new build the builders have to sort it on their own dime too so, again, could have been worse but a pure shiter all the same.

…and all the fucking water. I fucking forgot to mention all the fucking water. FUCK.

Fucking water pipes shouldn't be fucking popping out of their fucking fittings 2 fucking weeks after a fucking house has been fucking built and I've moved into it. 5 fucking hours of fucking heat sensor triggered smoke alarms fucking blaring in the middle of the fucking night. FUCK.

Future of the Left - sorry, dad, I was late for the riots
Lord Dying - An Open Sore
You Slut! - MyBloodyJesusExplorerOnFire
Revocation - The Fix
65daysofstatic - Don't Go Down To Sorrow
Marnie Stern - Female Guitar Players Are The New Black

I'm with you - it sounds like it's come straight out of Blood Mountain. Yr man there is right though, Anciients are pretty cool.

This doesn't affect me in any way but I'm annoyed anyway. HR, man. Traditionally, the work christmas lunch/boozing session has been a half day holiday/office closure (which is good!) but because of a new flexible working policy that allows people to leave at 12pm provided they've done their hours for the week (which…

Gnarwolves - No Time For Old Bones
The Hotelier - The Scope of All of This Rebuilding
Fenix TX - Something Bad Is Gonna Happen
Coheed & Cambria - The Hound (of Blood and Rank)
The Fall Of Troy - Chapter II: A Strange Conversion
High On Fire - Return To NOD
The Dillinger Escape Plan - Milk Lizard

Metallurgists, I guess.

For a big chunk of the year I'd have gone with either Get Old Forever by Jeff Rosenstock or Sweet Ivy by Mutoid Man but Chlorine and Wine from the new Baroness album has destroyed everything that came before. The last 90 seconds of it is the most triumphant thing this side of the guitar solo that closes out the first…