Excellent recap, MegSwan. I just wanted to second the opinion that Whitney's sister was the MOST WELL-ADJUSTED PERSON EVER TO BE FEATURED ON REALITY TV. Her response was totally dead on, like "I'm not going to pre-approve you to marry my sister when you don't actually know that you want to marry my sister. Call me…

I hate Reality Steve. I mean, I read him because he's the direct source of spoilers, but he writes terribly, is often quite misogynistic, and has a weird shitty attitude towards his readers. It's so bizarre that he often shows this annoyance or contempt for his readers (even the sane, polite ones) when they're the…

I like her a lot and she's great TV, but I just don't see her being believable wearing glittery gowns in the promos being like "I'm here to find my husband." Like, that would seem so fake to me.

This is some brave shit.

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

Yes all of this I love Lollapalooza, Music Midtown, and Bonaroo what is this extremely expensive Coachella mess? East Coast festivals for the win!

#lolla4eva

All items come with hidden drug pockets.

I reject your use of "lemming." Other than that, carry on.

I DO like the boots in the second photo and wonder if they come in a 12.5? I'll wear them ironically, promise!

I'm older than everyone else on my work team, and sometimes when I go into their offices, they are listening to top 40 music. If they are listening to Shake it Off or Uptown Funk, and I say, oooh, that song is so cute, they get this awesome look on their faces, like a mix of surprise, distaste, and just confusion. …

Is that what my wife's going to look like in seven years?

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

You know what chemical in food really scares me? That DHMO, dihydrogen monoxide. Scary stuff.

Ummm.... If they have a"buy" button that sends me all the stuff I need for a recipe/craft project, I'll need to delete my account. That would be very dangerous for the hoarder craft enthusiast who literally has a filing cabinet full of card stock and glitter (otherwise known as CurieCat).

I know a Kelly Kelley and a Mitch Mitchell. Ridiculous, particularly because the first is a married name (you have a choice!) and the second is a nickname— his real first name isn't the same as his last name.

This makes me so uncomfortable.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...