“It takes 24 seconds to pull a perfect shot”

The “right” way in 1969 has been eliminated and it’s now virtually impossible to immigrate.

Ah, you mean Steve the Cyclist.

They got into the liquor cabinet?

Can’t star this enough.

In my city car drivers will: stop to allow pedestrians to cross, stop for geese crossing, let people merge, move their car away from the gas pump so someone else can use it, slow down at construction sites, but they absolutely refused to use their turn signals.

Yeah, as both a motorist and as a cyclist, my rule of thumb for cyclists is: pick whether you’re going to be a car or a person and stick to it. I don’t care either way so long as I can predict your actions based on where you are, but if you’re hopping sidewalks and driving down the median willy nilly, you’re putting…

As a cyclist... I totally agree with you.

I think some cyclists are the most entitled commuters known to man

The overreaction killed many more Americans than the terrorist attack did and continues to kill Americans. This is an undeniable fact.

 What country attacked us that day?

Brilliance, also not to be confused with Bright.

It isn’t even technically a prescription. Licensing comes from the separate states, but prescribing authority comes from the Federal DEA so no physicians DEA license covers anything that is not legal on a national level.

Below is the spaghetti map from when he announced Alabama might get hit on 9/1. No where near Roll Tide country.

In the SEC? Somewhere around the 1948 Delta Bowl.

Oh no! What are you, worried that now the inside of your garbage can is gonna smell bad?

Be like Gallant:

I’m only halfway familiar with the laws in Texas, but I believe private businesses can bar weapons provided they post a gargantuan sign in front of every single entrance, which must carry specific language (in English and Spanish) in at least one inch font size. And if the sign is non-compliant, you can bring in your…

I’m can’t wait to see all the rednecks who will scream “I’m never spending any of my money at Wal-Mart again! MAGA”only to have to reverse course less than 24 hours later when they realize they buy all of their daily necessities there and they will starve to death if they boycott it.