Please don’t pity this monster.

God no kidding. I wish we at least rotated who goes first. 

Ugh. Just get rid of the staggered primaries, and either do a national primary day or a set of regional ones that rotate the “first” position. 

I despise this loudmouthed asshole. She is an ignorant demagogue, serial tax cheat and scofflaw.

In case it isn’t clear, Trump & Co. really fucking hate Puerto Rico... a lot.

As a native Oklahoman, I can’t tell if the last line is a joke or not

Anyone want to join me for a team entry?

All advertising is pandering. They don’t care about you, your life, your hardships, or your successes. They only care about getting your money.

I worked in consumer plastic production for many, many years for a very large supplier. We made the plastic for lunch meat packaging, for credit cards, for cosmetics packaging, for egg cartons - etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

I wouldn’t doubt if he did several times but I think he knows that his name is not on the private jet logs to the island he wouldn’t specifically mention it. He know for a fact that he was seen frequenting the NYC penthouse.

Donnie, you are too creepy for Epstein to have invited you to his island. Let that sink in.

Never trust wiki anything about anything controversial.

“See, this proves I’m not a racist! I’m the least racist racist ever!”

No, that’s a bitch move.  

Who?

Trump did that to Merkel. Let's see if he likes it.

Black shooters=Thugs/Animals

and Baskin-Robbins always finds out.

Child please! The only adults at 1600 Pennsylvania are the kitchen staff and the Marines guarding the doors.

Surprisingly interesting interview.
Who knew this guy was awesome? Nice catch, A.V. Club.