Phantom was a fun movie, but I’m not sure they could hit that camp angle they nailed before. Lighter humor may be the trend right now, but they’d need a good writer.

or the next contestant on Alter Ego.

She needs to listen to some Lyle Lovett:

Leave it to a guy who makes a miserable excuse for a US Congressman to try and identify who would make a good Congressional Intern. Given that Internships often lead to careers in politics, this would surely be a death knell for Democracy.

Not New Goblin. Hobgoblin.

I guarantee they asked “What Batman villain could Schwarzenegger play?”, not “Who would make a good Batman villain?” The movie started with it’s cast, not its purpose.

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Following “the wisdom of crowds” assumes that crowds have wisdom to dispense. Anyone who has ever examined the concept knows that these systems measure opinions, not wisdom. And that social media has proven that opinions are worth much less than a dime a dozen, and far less than eyeballs.

It’s not just the required familiarity with the old horror films (both Universal and Hammer), it’s that Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles were so stunningly irreverent when compared to all the other film comedies that were available at the time. Even the Exorcist is a scary movie, it’s pretty tame by today’s…

They have built a device guaranteed to put blocks of metal into orbit, throw a Tesla at Central Africa, or to turn anything organic into the world’s smoothest milkshake. This better not be a new Timex “It takes a licking” commercial.

Alita was beautiful work. Yes, most viewers were slightly unnerved by the big eyes - but the whole point of the film was that even Alita herself wasn’t certain she was a real person. If you want creepy big eyes, watch the midwife/doctor in the opening of JJ Abrams’ Star Trek. Her eye sockets don’t quite match the…

The problem with these idiots get the “kitchen sink” treatment, when they get two garbage treatments and one legitimate one, they’ll always credit the garbage as a miracle cure.

I just think it’s funny that Odo came very close to guessing the actual explanation years before Enterprise even aired. (I think it was Odo, maybe it was Bashir.)

I was the fourth of four kids. My mother had rejoined the workforce as soon as I got into kindergarten, while my father had always worked long hours. But whenever he got home, he would set me on his lap and read to me. Once I was grown, my parents would laugh about how, whenever he did this, he was actually reading the…

This one actually plays better today than when it was released. At the time, it annoyed me because while the writers successfully lampooned every action trope there was, the filmmakers camped up those very same tropes and went along with the joke, and the audience laughed at them in this film, they all continued to…

“My History Can Beat Up Your Politics” The only political podcast I’ve been able to listen to for past five years. He manages to remains impartial, yet constantly proves that there is almost no political event in the news today that has never happened before.

Just thinking about what you think of the Ghost Trap makes my penis hurt.

Drop the “mucil.”
Just “Meta.”
It’s cleaner.

Call them Meat just to piss them off.

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