I’ve always liked Jerusalem’s Lot. I’m not sure it can drive a series for more than a year or two, but I’m glad to see the story brought to the screen.

Yep. And we elected it president.

It’s on the record, and the details will always be in the history books. This is what Trump has always been most terrified of - forever being referred to as “President* Donald Trump”

Possible, but a racial motivation doesn’t really disprove that it was murder.

Also have found them here in Plano, TX.

Most people are surprised when they learn how often the dinos in JP were actually practical effects. They assume almost everything was CGI, which is wrong quite often.

“Y’all” is the answer - unless you prefer “youse” or “yumob”.

“Food-bourne diseases” also conflate entirely unrelated qualifiers, such as e coli, mad cow disease, and salmonella. Some (such as this one) are triggered by contaminations at the source, others are due to poor preparation.

This year’s outbreak (romain lettuce), the 2016 recall (and a very minor one in between the two) all involved the same set of fields in a relatively close proximity to each other (narrowed down to a large enough number to seriously impact the economics). The processors who worked with goods from those fields have gone…

“The less you can find about it online, the better it’s going to be.”

My problem was a girl who lived in the vicinity, had the same 7-digit number, but apparently never memorized her area code - mine being far more common in the vicinity. She spent years signing up for mailing lists, sales promotions, credit cards, and the like using my area code whenever she supplied a number. I…

Actually, the most despicable people I have ever met (and worked for) were devout Christians, in that they believed absolutely that if they went to church twice a week, said the right words and received communion, that they were truly and absolutely forgiven for all of their horrible behavior, including cruelty,…

If he has a single famous comedian friend, I’d really be surprised.

I’m waiting for his venue or his ticket vendor to take him to court for imposing conditions on a customer beyond the purchase agreement after money has changed hands.

Well, hulu already has the “raise my subscription rate” part down.

Dr. Johnny Fever:
[Mr. Carlson is inspecting Johnny in the DJ booth while Pink Floyd’s “Dogs” is playing, specifically the section with the barking dogs] Gripping music, ain’t it?

That’s the only emoji I have EVER used. If they ever come up with a “Get off my lawn” emoji, I’ll consider it.

You don’t have to make “Organic Anal Sunblock”, just print the labels for it, and stick them on 5 oz. bottles whenever you fly. Film the results to attract many, many viewers.

30 seconds is more sunlight than my butthole has seen in thirty years.

My father drove our family on one vacation using his Ford Supercab (and a trailer). Since half his truck’s back seat (bench) was empty and we were taking our dog along with us, he built a insert insert to fit the space, a platform elevated enough for our german shepherd to see out the window while it was lying down…