Do keep track of food allergies, though.

We’ve been running a centralized family potluck for over twenty-five years, 30 to 65 people each year. Works like a charm, so long as you communicate well. Lately, I recommend Punchbowl.com

No, she was CALLED the next governor of Arkansas. That’s not a compliment.

Owned a Nissan Versa hatchback, 72000 miles and never had an issue other than the Takata airbags. Owned a Murano, 140,000 miles and only had one significant repair, not a CVT issue. Would still have both, but for an insurance company that totaled them out when bad drivers ran into them. Have a newer Murano now that…

Not all “best-of honors” are what they seem. Check out the Hollywood Walk of Fame, or the various “Who’s Who” publications. I suspect this guy doesn’t want the risk a good local reputation for a reputation of being touristy, even among well-heeled, western food tourists.

“It helps to view the other players as just NPCs with really advanced slightly neurotic AI.”

I’d love to see the video of crash tests for this thing. I suspect the front passengers stand a decent chance of being beheaded by their own windshield. Trading crumple zones for triangular trusses might be problematic.

If you can’t haul a single sheet of plywood, it’s not a truck. (The same goes for most modern short-bed “trucks”, too.) It still may qualify as a pickup, but it’s not very well designed to carry a two-by-four, either. Since the bed is isolated from the cabin, it’s not a SUV or even a station wagon. Best I can give…

We’ve been saying for years the guy can’t read. Turns out he’s blind, too. This explains his problem following the teleprompter, as well.

My favorite response was to ask “Are you an employee of Microsoft?” Then, after a few moments of dissembling, “Do you realize that you have called Microsoft?”

Mitch McConnell has openly been describing this as his agenda for ten years.

I don’t want a car that looks like a moon buggy.

An evolutionary predecessor of the Angry Chipmunk forms of today:

Sue Hermes.

For several years, Domino’s Pizza ran a commercial which featured a snippet from Miserlou. My dog learned that the guitar solo was always followed by a doorbell, so she would take off for the front door the moment the music started and then wait to bark until the doorbell rang.

Are their kids put into prison too, where they don’t get the medical attention they need?

When drinks expel carbon dioxide, the contents are under pressure and the bubbles usually adhere to the container surfaces. This pressure makes the bubbles tiny, if not invisible. Dislodging them from the sides lets the gas accumulate at the top instead of expanding while under liquid, which forms bubbles or foam. …

You say the Veloster doesn’t have “wacky” shapes, but it’s hard to overlook that it has only one driver’s side door and two doors on the passenger side. I’d call that wacky.

Got dragged to a “Chicken and Waffle” baby shower a few weeks ago. The most valuable lesson? A single peanut butter chip included with a good bite of waffle is AMAZING. As soon as I work out the ratio, peanut butter will be included in my waffle batter for the foreseeable future.

“Do you know what you’re having?”