I want a film version of “Inspector Imanishi Investigates”.

But do you have your own print of “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”?

Do they somehow believe Trump won’t attack Biden’s age or known instant recollection issues? Not that Trump is grounded in reality at all, but he most definitely WILL go for the low blow whenever he speaks. Castro’s remark was a kindergarten level slight compared to what’s coming.

I think the verdict is right, the sentence is OK (considering she threw herself on the court’s mercy pretty early in the process rather than insisting she was blameless until the end, although recent quotes suggest clueless might still be appropriate) but the fine - and even more money, probably - should go directly in…

I’m really surprised it’s a full motion picture rather than a Lifetime Movie of the Week.

“It’s not me. It’s the laws of physics that are wrong.”

$120K a year. While his details are undisclosed, that probably means 10 families getting $1K a month. (Isn’t Universal Basic Income theory based upon individuals - without discrimination, not families?)

“I think that’s what we need. More people carrying weapons. I support the legislation but I’d like to propose one small amendment. Everyone should be able to carry a concealed weapon. But everyone who carries a weapon should be required to wear one of those little beanies on their head with a little propeller on it so…

Obviously, the vape companies didn’t move fast enough to donate to Trump’s campaign coffers.

In my hometown, 70% of students are eligible for free meals. It’s literally cheaper to feed all students two meals a day than to track the 70% who qualify. (All in this booming Texas economy!)

Trump is suggesting that the government should take over California’s homeless shelters.  Great: more concentration camps.

Because many suits have a pocket in the liner that will easily, securely and unobtrusively hold a few full sheets of paper when folded down the middle. Maybe he wanted his hands free, didn’t want to be stuck carrying a folder or notebook, or was sneaking it in to avoid random “Whatcha got there, Bolton?” questions in…

Bush II fans.

I’m sure this was the result of a tantrum rather than a rational, mature decision (I bet it involved the Taliban meeting debacle, which didn’t make Trump look very good), but I’ll take what I can get. Bolton is gone again, and that is a Very Good Thing™.

I’d rather see Mockingbird Lane given a second chance.

Once a week, deliver the corpses to Trump Tower.

I think we all know where at least one very bad person is.

NOAA shot themselves in the foot when they bent to Trump’s will. Good to know the NWS is fighting stupidity, even if that means trying to ignore the orange baboon in the room.

94% of the Republicans of those who actually speak to him (he can’t conceive how many are merely sucking up). That other 6% are on his hit list.

I really doubt Trump even remembered it was the week of 9/11, regardless of what his plans were.