“the lazy desperate fuck actually did it himself.”

All I want is for his grave and obituaries to all say “Donald J. Trump, President of the United States*” but never ever explain the asterisk. I can think of nothing that would annoy him more than to always have an asterisk after his title.

So now, he’s tweeting charts from THREE DAYS BEFORE HIS ORIGINAL TWEET which show a third of Alabama had a speculative 5-10% possibility of seeing an hour or more of winds above 40mph. You know how much time it takes to see the current versions of those same charts? Go to https://www.nhc.noaa.gov , and click on the…

So... Trumpsimus?

“...but she’s giving her a run for her money in the truth-telling department.”

Fantastic CNN response.

“she has done absolutely nothing in her career that remotely qualifies as anything you can even twist into sounding like relevant experience to be a Governor.”

“Voter for ME! I’M the ONLY one who cared about the FACT that Dorian was about to destroy your fine state!”

What trade talks? Trump freely admitted that he lied about even contacting them every day last round.

OK here’s the fun part: Assuming Trump is telling the truth about the graphic he originally saw.

That “circle” is very obviously hand-drawn.

A $200 fine for ignoring your dog’s poop doesn’t hurt the pick-up effort, either. Yes, I have camera shamed jackass dog walkers before. You hold up the cell phone and ask “Need a baggie?” They’re almost always quick to panic and say “Thank you so much, I ran out!”

I had someone in the neighborhood walk by my home repeatedly and never pick up after their dog. I finally caught them, handed them a baggie, and told them “there’s a dispenser on the bottom of my mailbox. Feel free to take a baggie every time you go by, whether you need it right then or not.” They never came down my…

Whenever I’m in the process of cleaning up after my dog, if there’s other poop within ten feet or so, yeah, I clean it up.

I’m a blues fan.  The challenge is to get to see the ones who have been around forever before they aren’t around any more.

See? They left Trump alone with his thoughts on the golf course and he remembered stupid ideas from the past: he just allocated $3.8B in military funds to build his damned wall. I’m sure he’ll claim that it had to be done today because it will prevent surge flooding from hurricanes.

Virginia voted for Clinton. He’d never warn them.

Who knew pidgin-latin was so powerful?

Trump would be denied entry everywhere.

42% of Texas households don’t meet the ALICE threshold: household income fails to cover housing costs, child care, food, transportation and healthcare needs. (This means, absolutely no retirement savings) 15% are below the poverty level. If you go county by county, there are a large number of Texas counties where 74%…