Amen.

France didn’t really expect Trump to show up. They certainly didn’t expect him to behave himself, or lift a shovel. But his PR is so bad, he was desperate for any “patriotic” press, and they arranged the planting too late for any quarantine.

Psalm 109:7,8 When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin. Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

“This morning I decided not to drive our family car off a cliff. Once again, I have saved us all. You should be so grateful.”

The Honor Code at West Point seems to rank all the way up there with “Don’t Be Evil” on the Hypocritical Oath Standard.

“Once the audience gets used to one threat, escalation is required for the next threat to seem even more dangerous.”

Do an internet search for “One of Our Fifty is Missing.”

I think it’s funny that the whole of Texas is not entirely a part of any region. Living here, most people seem to consider it part of the Southwest.

“Fashionably late” is a social construct which seems to be largely based upon how large a city the event is in. The more time it takes for you to reliably drive there, the later that window stays open.

More emphasis on turn signals, please. People oblivious enough to block traffic in a swift moving lane obviously aren’t perceptive enough to read your mind and realize your intentions without spelling it out for them.

The people want me to take the head of the King, therefore I will appease them by threatening the court jester.

“...the 75th anniversary of D-Day is “the time where we should be celebrating our president.”

As far as I know, there is nothing about impeachment that precludes prison.

I gave up on Happy! in season 2. John Cleese once explained that watching someone do something ridiculous is funny for moment or two, but watching someone else watch someone do something ridiculous just keeps getting funnier. Once Happy! allowed every character to be as weird as the hero (and the villain), it lost its…

I love that they included the frilly lamp.

Having spent the past ten years struggling to get customers to either produce promotional content for their own businesses or provide enough information for us to write it, I have no doubt some volunteer copy-pasted all this content from whatever sources they could find via the internet and proceeded to format a platfo…

Texas School Book board. I’ve met a couple of them. Most ( not quite all ) are depressingly stupid.

They need to put a sticker on its chest that reads “I ♥ John McCain”.

One of my closest friends taught college. He was also blind. He had one simple rule for his students to follow when approaching him outside of class hours: Always introduce yourself with “Excuse me, Dr. Ballenger.” This was rigidly enforced, with no exceptions. It was even listed in his syllabus. The reason is that…