Taking an hour lunch is fantastic: it’s an hour to not think about work. The problem is that unless you pack a lunch and have a handy, available tree to snack under, it gets expensive. (Eating in your car repeatedly is almost as mind-numbing as eating at your desk.)

Every male Trump got the exact same style of tux.  I bet they rented them.

If he’s obvious enough about it, she may look at him for two whole mississippis.  If she goes missing, check Ben’s basement.

“Hey @AOC, we have the same goal, universal healthcare for everyone, we just have different ways of getting there.”

Every photo of DonJ reminds me of the idiot co-worker from Die Hard.

I was thinking about the same session, but when he was screaming.

Except they both looked so much better.

No expression ever reaches his little pig-eyes. Except that one time he pretended he was driving that truck.

Sometime, after he leaves office, Trump will claim that he, personally, popularized Twitter.  It would have never succeeded without him.

Doesn’t the high cut tux jacket usually identify the ringmaster at the circus?

When was the last time a sitting pope was reprimanded by the Church in any way? There’s no way to not conclude that the Church considers the Pope to be infallible.

Put Sigma (∑) on both doors.

“Do you honestly believe this entire thing is just a scheme to promote Donald Trump and to make religious leaders rich? You have absolutely no proof of this except for your own opinion”

So gamify it. Build an app for your bar that lists all your brews and tracks what samples a “member” requests (through the app) - up to three a night. Give the customer an opportunity to rate their choices and make notes for themself, and give them a tiny discount if they use the app to order a full pull of a…

AOTC is why I never even considered watching ROTS in a theater, which is kinda sad, because even though it’s not a great film, it’s at least grand and pretty.

My favorite eye-contact story:

“Trump reportedly doesn’t give a shit what Mueller says because he didn’t charge him and for Trump, that means full exoneration and no obstruction.”

Veterans of W’s administration claim that? Who do they think they’re fooling?

There were “multiple, systematic” efforts to interfere with the election.

We call this