If 10% of the patrons of a bar are only drinking water, there is something seriously wrong with your product and/or marketing strategy.

Somehow, I believe Trump, Jr. could lose, too.

True, Cornyn is the equivalent of Old Money in Texas Politics. Few really like him, but he reliably brings government bucks to Houston, where most of his big backers are. Meanwhile, Beto brought a demographic out that normally doesn’t even try to vote - Democrats haven’t been elected to any statewide office in…

Would still much rather see Ethan Embry’s show FreaklyLinks reworked into a podcast.

Which would you rather have, America’s creepy uncle or America’s abusive, pathological liar, wanna-be crime boss?

The interesting spot is that Beto O’Rourke got more votes from natural born Texans than Cruz did. Cruz was elected by people who moved to Texas. He could have accomplished so much more by fighting for that senate seat instead of losing the primary. Guy’s got no patience and no sense of strategy. We gotta get some…

At least the modern monuments memorialize the fallen, instead of glorifying the leaders who got them killed.

Statistically probable aliens are most likely centuries (if not millennia) away from being able to see us through telescopes (thanks to the speed of light), just as we are likely to be centuries (if not millennia) away from being able to directly observe them, which also means that they are likely to be even more centu…

So how many board members who made this decision are Baylor alumni?

I used to have a cat that would have loved this thing.

That’s no superhero. That’s a Chippendales dancer. Who are they suggesting we idolize?

He takes notes with a Sharpie. They don’t even trust him with a ballpoint pen - give him a fountain pen and he’d wind up injuring himself.

Hopefully the agencies will take this description to mean that while Barr can selectively declassify what he wants, they still have the power to declassify it all.

My sister pulls recipes off the internet. A good half of the reviews declare “This recipe is horrible. I substituted tofu for two of the main ingredients and added more salt instead of crushed garlic, and the result was inedible.” Unrestricted public reviews are very often a public menace.

Safety chains have to be easy to detach in an emergency. But simple sensors triggering an alarm or a flashing light the conductor could see might be timely.

Conversations of any significance? I suspect not. Bolton has been arguing for this war for thirty years now.

It may not slow an inattentive driver down the first time they drive a street, but it damn well will slow them down the second time.

I love Cornyn’s quote: “Clearly, they’re upset that we are provoking them, and they are lashing out, which makes them dangerous.”

Keep the Sausage Biscuit. Three of them is a big meal for three bucks. I’ve got cheese at home.