I was going to go with a mix of #1 and #5 but you’re probably closer to the mark.

The “R” should be backwards for peak effect.

For a moment I thought the headline read “High Stakes Marial-Arts Drama...”

Smoking the “devil’s lettuce” will turn you into “those people.”

“...and then he pulled the thorn from the carjacker’s hand and the carjacker became his friend.”

If they’d electrify the hurdles I’d start watching.

Gunnar Staalesen’s books about Bergen’s most famous P.I., Varg Veum, are good. Unfortunately, only a few have been translated into English. There’s also a film series based on these books - but again, good luck finding them.

Suggested retail price: $42,000.

Not to mention he’s seemingly incapable of expressing himself without using hyperbole.

Bill Hicks has a question for Mr. Hayes

I...I love this.

The first time I remember hearing Motörhead was when MTV first picked up The Young Ones. I was already into a lot of NWOBHM bands but this was something new and exciting to my younger self and it helped me make the transition from Iron Maiden & Judas Priest to the Ramones & Metallica.

Yep.

All I want for Christmas is a reporter asking Trump “what the fuck is wrong with you?” on live television.

Nope.

Even if there’s no issue about the Patriots paying Brady’s business, it’s still sad that the team is letting a proven snake-oil salesman treat its players.

There are lots of uncontrolled intersections where I live (even in densely populated nighborhoods). I always slow down since I assume that the cars aren’t looking for me. Not all cyclists do this and I’m not sure if they think the cars are looking for them or if they think “right of way” makes them invulnerable to…

Do bees? Doobies.

I know nothing about Wisconsin other than it seemed lovely when I drove across it a few years back. What’s the deal with Milawaukee that would cause outsiders to hate it? Wait, let me guess, there’s lots of non-Caucasians who live there?