Too bad they didn’t confiscate the car and crush it.

Nope. It sucks gorilla balls and promotes a very stupid activity.

No, you throw it at the turd nugget that came up with the idea.

The good thing about a scrap of paper is it’s cheaper than the app and you’ll develop a little mental agility figuring out what to write down in the first place. Win/win!

The world clock on iPhone does exactly what it’s supposed to do. It’s simple, free and does exactly what it’s supposed to. Can’t figure out why that sucks.

A replacement engine. It was a Saturn.

I need to go on a buying trip in Brazil. The weird rectilinear grille grafted on to these thing make them look like a 70s Ford and an 80s Chevy got really drunk one night and let nature take its course. Not sure which one forgot the condom.

Despite its provenance, it is still a Dodge Durango. Eww.

Despite my raging jealously and egalitarianism, I very honestly think this is a good idea. I’ve only seen TMZ a few times and that’s plenty enough to convince me this is needed. Add in the rest of the paparazzi and it makes me think this should have happened a long time ago.

Well, they are my fellow Albertans. There are still pockets of hardcore Ed Hardy fans here.

They were the teensiest bit screechy, no?

It’s a Mopar thing.

It’s a shame so much cool stuff got lost over the years. Mind you, I saw some real crap too! My brother wanted to paint van murals. I’m glad he ended up a salesman.

Bottom line - it’s an Explorer, it’s an older Explorer and it requires a supercharger to not even wring 300hp from it’s very pedestrian V8.

From what I’ve seen, American police slap the cuffs on first and ask questions later. It seems a weird policy, bit you guys have a lot of interesting, slightly psychotic folks down there.

I was a musician for a very long time. With the exception of one track I recorded early on, everything I ever did makes me cringe. Hundreds of tracks I’ve only ever heard once.

I remember seeing an SSEi in the showroom in 1992. It did attract attention. I also remember thinking the 84 Taurus looked like the future and the original Infiniti J30 was practically a spaceship.

Just pray it doesn’t become a ground war. In that terrain, it would be miserable.

Yessir! As soon as I get out of the ER (I’m clumsy) I’m off to the hammerpants section at IKEA!

We’re are currently in the future that photo was attempting to predict. I do not dress like a baked potato.