Please stop encouraging these...people.

“The Ford Mustang, a two-seat, mid-engine sports car...”

I’m pretty sure if he were situationally aware, he’d realize the truck looks ridiculous. We’re not dealing with a fully functional owner here.

Too bad you’re not in charge anymore, ya freakin ugly muppet.

If you pay me $28, I’ll throw those in the trash for you.

If you pay me $28, I’ll throw those in the trash for you.

As others have mentioned, these batteries are designed to vent (jets of fire!) rather than actually explode.

The Putin polonium special is in his future. It’ll probably be delivered by the cleaning staff at the mall.

Need a profile shot, maybe interior. Usually those are Porsche giveaways.

I had a landlord I called dragon lady once. She was white and a complete flaming bitch.

I hate that stereotype. I know some pretty stupid people from all races and some smart ones too. Actually, I know some very stupid smart people. It’s kind of where I fit in.

We’ve got a similar law in Alberta. EG: if you squat on land owned by a rancher, they know about it, but don’t object, then the land is technically yours after 10 years. Mind you, it’s just the piece you’ve built your shanty on, so you’d better be sure its next to a road. Crossing property to get to it is a whole…

So much better than any car show that I’ve ever been to and it’s not even a car show.

Gawker (sadly) is no longer a thing. Whether it’s part of the network or not, this Foxtrot Alpha piece still has no relation to Jalop. I’m probably just projecting some anger, as the point of my visiting the site was to get away from this latest horrible thing. It’s everywhere. Need escape.

I’m curious - what does this have to do with Jalopnik? Been seeing more unrelated content recently.

I generally live by “to each his own” but some people are just wrong. This is one of those. It’s not just the roof/yarmulka thing. It’s the grille. It’s the mixture of unrelated shapes. This person needs an intervention.

Auto pilot isn’t ready for the real world, nor is it legal most places in that world.

I’d guess the built up dirt did a pretty good job filtering out other dirt.

As it sits, it’s second grade (dirty) scrap metal. Burn off the remaining plastics, separate the metals and it might be worth more. I’m gonna say $40. Wanna split the bill with me?

Can’t be

I read this morning that the mayor of London stated that terrorist attacks are simply part of living in a major world city these days, but this is so much more New York. I mean, yeah, you had 9/11, but this is the kind of thing most New Yorkers would just shrug at and move on, whether or not the city ever had been…