Explain this to me one more time, as though I was a simpleton, or a friendly labrador. Amber was safer than white, so the law changed to require amber,and carmakers adopted amber, then the police tried to stop people changing from white to amber and even arrested them...? What? Why?

No kickstand needed. 

THAT’S where I left me!

Why don’t you go ahead and take about 25% off of that, squirly dan

Autonomous red wagons

You know in the US, teenagers would just honk at this to be antisocial.

You son of a bitch. Your suggestions got an audible laugh from me, which is fine when I’m not multitasking during engineering meetings with my phone unmuted.

Even a crackhead like Gollum wouldn’t buy this thing.

Stop. My penis can only get so limp. 

Oh my god.  This made my day.  

This is a parody, right?

This is the pic that keeps on giving. The Honda branded merch t-shirt. The beat to shit rear wheel well. Why the roof rack ? Everything else about the car in general.  The decision to do these pictures at a tiny neighborhood park gazebo.  I hate everything going on here and I can't stop looking at it.  

If it’s anything like scoring against Detroit sports teams, you just kinda wait for them to self-destruct.

Every commute without blowing a tire in a pothole?

I know this will mostly be all jokes in the comments, but as someone who both works in, and lives close to Detroit, every article like this just creeps that doubt back into my mind that Detroit will never make it.  So many good things have happened in this city in the last few years, but shit like this and the murders…

Why? Just, why?

Getting back out intact?

gonna look fully sick on my civic!

I don’t understand the rules of this game.  How does the Corvette score points against Detroit?