monkeypuzzle
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Da, I can supply you with Saw, comrade. 

Do you have any idea what kind of a toll three vasectomies has on a man!?

Eh. Everyone here is doing Kinja wrong. Just be drunk at work like I am and everything looks the same. 

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I just died

Their you halve it. An other peace, wear the average, person demonstrates they’re inability, to, write, affectively. You’re points are valid, but still, its a shame to sea.

All I see is this:

Stay weird, Jalops. No matter what happens, dammit, you’ve got to stay weird.

I don’t mind them swapping a manual for push button, truely, but what the fuck is that mess of design.

It’s the vehicle’s G-spot.

Looks like someone’s been to CES.

Distant cousin of Hal 9000

Why?

So much for being grounded to the ground

I think I may have relayed this story to you at the Jalopnik meet-up in Austin, but I once owned a pink car. The problem was, on account of being colorblind, I didn’t know it for three months.

It won an Emmy for Non-Scripted Entertainment in 2005. Don’t see anything for writing.

They should have a segment called “Ow! My Balls!”

If a show is only on the Motor Trend app, does it make a sound?