We were somewhere around Moab on the edge of the desert, when the rust began to take hold.

Egads.

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I think they misunderstood how nickel based battery technology works

That sounds a lot like journalism to me.  

Usually dicks take up two parking spaces, so this one should be considered polite.

Pulled out? I see what you did there.

Sue HOA for improper snow removal?...

Sigh. The point is that whether we are adding proto-writing or post-writing symbols, they are both gibberish outside their time/ intended purpose, and either one is an obstacle to effective communication. No star for the pedantics.

Orlove’d: When you flip your dream car on it’s roof

I did some math.

What in tarnation!?

“... and with only trivial brain damblage.”

Only if I can have an Express Van body added to it in place of the crew cab and bed.......or at least in addition to the crew cab!

It is like taking on a ski slope in a shopping cart. Will it work? No. Will you remember it for years?

Dad never did end up taking you to Monster Jam like he promised, did he?

Its “UR”.

If I had a Veyron I would buy these for my snow tires so I could just swap rims and tires with the seasons. The unused ones could go in my closet.

So very very wrong. I... can’t....reach ....the ...controls...aaaaaaaaaaaagh