you coulda written a kwality post for oppositelock

you coulda drunk a glass of water

you coudla texted your mom

you coudla watched this gif

you coulda run 200 metres

you coulda practiced your hot dog eating competition skills

you coulda gone 0-60 in a classic

coulda ridden a bull 2 and a bit times

coulda brushed your teeth twice

the luke-warmest of takes

doenst cost anything if you steal the parts 

no. serious business. 

not to mention the bowling green museum that swallowed a fair few of them

if you like the image, you’ll love the video

where we’re going, we don’t need roads

gonna look fully sick on my civic!

turn a $500 parsh into a $3000 one!

not as good as Torchinsky, but not as bad as Touchinsky 

I’ll wear a stupid vest if we can classify me an emotional support spouse and I can fly free with my wife. 

could pony up even the meager cost?