He’s probably wearing a t-shirt that says “the future is Black”, listening to Hip-Hop, and calls every Black person he knows “my brutha”.

He’s literally doing this.

If being the butt of a joke makes you not want to be a decent person, then you were never a decent person to begin with.

Almost like the first step isn’t to call yourself an ally.

Nah mate, you’re not trying to be decent. You’re trying to get credit for literally saying and doing fuck all.

Fellow white person here:

Literally the Vice President of anything.

I think we escaped today only because Damon was busy at Potbelly and stopped at 10.  

If you are a #2, then just stop doing that. That should be your takeaway from this article. See? The article was helpful after all.

Trump’s election finally got me into serious activism (first time post-college). I started showing up, keeping a low profile, and listening more than I talked. I wanted to defer to the people in charge because, y’know, clearly they had more experience than me.

You mean he’s a strong independent being of pure evil?

Seriously! I mean, we have the internet! Nothing is stopping anyone from looking up how to be a real ally! But I guess if they really wanted to do that, they wouldn’t be asking those question in article comment sections.

The “You’re one of the good guy black guys so I’m glad I know you” white guy

What about the “I’m aware enough to realise I’m racist but rather than working on that will use that admittance as some kind of mirror-world way to be respected” guy?

#6 made me LOL. What’s the over/under on “ordinary Americans” ;-) who support him telling you about how woke he is. He marched with MLK, donchaknow!

Will Riker; bringing sexy back to the USS Enterprise-D.

Who said this was about helping a cause? Maybe we just want to have a laugh at your un self-aware ass.

#11 “this list is not productive nor a good conversation starter” guy

The Straight Black men who are the white people of black people did not make the list? Why? It would have made for better click bait instead of Bernie Sanders, Damon.

Maybe you can start by not asking stupid-ass questions.