Unless Olivia Jade goes to jail (which she might, as she was CC’ed on emails and may have been an adult at the time), she is going to be just fine. She’ll get more followers/notoriety than she could have dreamed of from this, and so long as she does a half-assed apology video, she’ll be able to continue with the rich…

As I made clear, I’m not defending Stephenson’s opinions. He’s garbage.

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

Her statement about marriage is, and has been, said by 98% of college kids going back the last 20 years. 

Um, I think it’s amazing that Miley Cyrus is able to look past Liam Hemsworth’s conventional ugliness and fall in love with his beautiful soul. On a spiritual, post-gender level.

Marriage.

She’s right.

We do not need to know this. Consenting adults make a mess of their personal lives everyday. Jeff Bezos decimates unions and exploits his workers. Amazon leaves a trail of housing and transportation problems in communities and they get major tax breaks for that privilege. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and New York…

Sweet holy hells bells thank you!!!! When I got to the part about Tian, I’m like who in the what now? And then that sentence of Hope and Claire’s mother... Does Claire have a sister name Hope?

This all day.

It’s a bit of a trainwreck. I sorta click cuz I’m a parent and it’s a dismal, ‘oh god this is the idiotic stuff kids are into these days.’

I click on things like this hoping for more insightful content then just “this is terrible and we should stop looking at it” and I don’t know why I haven’t learned my lesson yet...

Everybody sucks here.

Just like that nasty Takeshi 69 dude, Jezebel is the only reason I’ve ever heard of any of these people, and the writers are always, ironically, telling me that these are awful people whom no one should be paying attention to.

Please stop making stupid people famous. We have TMZ for that.

““I smoked a joint with some rappers,” she explained, “and their shit is different.” (The weird stereotypical implications of that statement aside, it’s kind of dubious that freakin Jennifer LAWRENCE can’t get any kind of weed that she wants?)“

I think this highlights a telling issue we’re seeing emerge in our culture and media when it comes to storytelling and masculinity.

Why are we pretending that they are actually broken up?

I know a lot of you are probably going to jump all over Rapaport but before you do, consider briefly what sort of miserably small existence it must be to be a 50 year old man who thinks the world gives the slightest shit about who his Cialis works for.

Maybe don’t accuse other women of faking it just because their sexuality is expressed differently to yours? (i.e. I have totally gone to town on a sex toy that was attached to a girl I liked).