I really want to add a picture from the cab scene in Old School.

When I was a graduate student, I ate some very old salads and sandwiches left over from department events. Nothing bad ever happened, but I probably wouldn’t do it now. 

Glad everyone avoided it, but I think that’s a time for a little tough love. “Grandma, we have to throw out the poisonous potato salad so you don’t go to jail for involuntary manslaughter.”

Mary Bacon sat in a shabby motel room in Fort Worth, Texas. She just up and split, leaving a note with Anderson that she was going to Texas, but providing no other details. At this point she was suffering from cervical cancer...

Fabulous read.  Great work.

You could also not be an asshole and slow down to let them merge

I mean if it’s on a river it definitely will float away, far more effectively than it will on a trail. What am I missing here?

I read the referenced article, and while it makes sense and is likely accurate, my take on this is slightly different.

As someone who is routinely the first person in the office to go to lunch at 10:30, I endorse this article. Why 10:30, it’s when the lunch places around here open and I’m starving. I’m also back usually around 11:15, and then everyone else leaves at noon like clockwork and I get an hour of quiet time in the office.

No, Sir. No trash goes away on its own. 

Several years ago, I took a day float on The Buffalo River in Ark., while my wife & a friend of hers rode horseback in the area. I was busy all day, picking up all the trash I could find. In the afternoon, I came up behind a couple of canoes full of rather drunk college age guys. One threw a can up into the woods. I…

In Philly it’d be wooder ice.

Yara: “Wait, we can do that?”

Oh my fucking god, Drew! I’m so sorry that you went through that and I’m so fucking happy you’re alive! To share I went through something milder than that last year. I had 3-4 episodes where I was shaking badly. One time when I was going to work and it was so bad I couldn’t put the lid on my coffee; a stranger had to…

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

“How about you buy the vodka and I’ll throw in a mixer of your choice and a bag of chex mix for free?”

The difference is that she is getting paid to be inconvenienced while everyone else paid for the pleasure.

If you don’t want to deal with annoyed customers, don’t take a job where your primary duty is dealing with customers in an industry where they are often annoyed.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!