This is incredible.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Can’t blame Colangelo for finding ways to blow off steam. It’s easy to get a little hot under all that collar.

Wow, what a totally insensitive, ignorant and just plain idiotic thing to say.

You mean licensed, taxed, plated, and regulated machines? Generally operated by licensed, insured drivers? Let’s step that up with guns and then it’s a conversation.

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

Unless you look lily white, I’m sure you’re fine. I mean, Obama is biracial, and I don’t think anyone would say he can’t say it. Or Key and Peele, both biracial, but come on, all three of those men for all intents and purposes are black. No racist redneck saw them on the street, started to say “hey nig...” and then…

Let’s do this, let’s offer a trade. Black folks get: greater educational resources and employment opportunities, gathered wealth and financial stability, access to top notch health care, healthier food choices, safer neighborhoods, the right not be followed around in a store, the ability to be picked up by taxis,…

I’ll own up to white people being colonizers, domestic terrorists and all that shit but please don’t try to put cranberry mac and cheese on all of us. That’s the true lone-wolf right there.

I GOT IT! Played for the Angels of the mid-90s, had a fish name...ladies and gentlemen I give you... Shad Williams.

Who got the spot?

And SOME people were bothered that black kids and white kids went to school together, but just like these anti-trans people, those people are wrong so fuck them.

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

hot?

These articles aren’t really written for working class people. They’re intended for white collars that can afford to save. It’s also for younger millennials. Older millennials (who are hitting 35 now) were lucky to even have jobs.

Nah, fuck this guy.

Welcome to the Deadspin comments, Aaron. Don’t forget to write down your burner key!

Still, most college graduates are not starting at 60K. Perhaps 30-40K.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

None of these have enough trunk space. For that kind of money in NJ, he’s going to need a lot of room to take the Thing to the Place.